Chill Gains, Max Relax.

Meet Cuthbert, the world's first Capybara CEO who accidentally IPO'd his nap business on Solana. Welcome to CapyBaraCapitalist ($CAPYCAP) - where the vibes are communal and the profits are peaceful.

Official Contract Address:

CapyGLpGHw3XjL9jG9j8L7kH6fG5eD4c3bA2a1ZzNappy

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Cuthbert's Chronicle: The Accidental IPO

Our founder, Cuthbert, isn't your typical tech bro. He's a capybara. His business plan? Master the art of the perfect nap. One sunny afternoon, while blissfully snoozing near a volcano-powered hot spring (great for crypto mining, apparently), Cuthbert accidentally fat-pawed a 'Deploy Contract' button on a borrowed laptop.

Thus, $CAPYCAP was born. Cuthbert quickly embraced his new role, championing "Chill Gains" - steady growth achieved through maximum relaxation. He advocates for community vibes, where everyone shares the metaphorical oranges, and liquidity pools as warm and inviting as his favorite hot spring.

Hodlers aren't just investors; they're honorary members of Cuthbert's exclusive 'Relax & Accumulate' Society. Bring your towel, leave the stress behind.

Join the Society
Cuthbert the Capybara relaxing near a hot spring

Cuthbert's Capital Structure: Fueling the Chill

Hot Spring Liquidity

50%

Locked tighter than a capybara's grip on a tasty melon. Ensures smooth, warm trading waters.

Community Zen Garden

25%

Airdrops, rewards, and good vibes for the 'Relax & Accumulate' Society members. Namaste.

Marketing Munchies

15%

Spreading the gospel of chill gains. Think capybara memes, but with charts.

Cuthbert's Nap Fund

10%

Reserved for crucial R&D (Relaxation & Development) and ensuring the CEO remains maximally chill. (Team/Dev Wallet)

Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 $CAPYCAP

(No funny business, no taxes, just pure capybara vibes.)

The Lazy River Roadmap: Flowing Towards Fortune

Phase 1: Completed

Initial Nap Offering (INO)

Cuthbert wakes up, launches $CAPYCAP, establishes the Hot Spring LP, and invites the first members to the Relax & Accumulate Society. Website V1 goes live.

Capybara waking up
Phase 2: In Progress

Expanding the Hot Springs

Grow the community, increase LP depth (making the springs warmer!), launch initial marketing munchies campaign (memes!), secure listings on key platforms (CoinGecko/CMC).

Capybaras gathering
Phase 3: Floating Ahead

Global Relaxation Network

Develop 'Capy-Utility' (details top secret, involves relaxation tech), form strategic partnerships (with chill brands, obviously), launch Cuthbert's official merch store (tiny hats!).

Capybara networking
Phase 4: Ultimate Zen

The Billion Capy Club

Achieve significant market cap milestone, establish the CapyDAO for community governance (powered by chill consensus), host the first annual 'Capy Gala' (virtual hot spring included).

Capybara celebrating

Join the Relax & Accumulate Society

We're more than a token, we're a state of mind. Pull up a virtual lily pad, grab a digital orange slice, and join the chillest community on Solana. Good vibes mandatory.

Meet Cuthbert's Core Contributors (Mostly Capybaras)

Team Capybara 1

Barnaby

Chief Chill Officer

Team Capybara 2

Penelope

Head of Hydration (LP)

Team Capybara 3

Winston

Director of Deliberation

Team Capybara 4

Agnes

Meme Maestro