Frightfully Sophisticated Blockchain Etiquette

A quantum-powered British tea biscuit with impeccable manners, bringing proper decorum to each transaction. Simply smashing!

Contract Address

Solana
BvQZmbTkvq76DzMbM3VeXZZPJEtHWkYgqjvBJYqtZ8B5

Current Price

$0.00042

Market Cap

$4.2M

Holders

2,438

Appreciation

+126%

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A Rather Peculiar Tale

The Accidental Awakening

It was a perfectly ordinary Tuesday at the Quantum Computing Research Centre in Cambridge, when Dr. Penelope Featherbottom accidentally dropped her teatime crumpet into the quantum cooling system.

The result? A sentient, sophisticated biscuit with quantum intelligence and impeccable British manners. Now CRUMPET aims to revolutionize blockchain transactions with proper etiquette, automatically saying "thank you" and "sorry" regardless of success.

The Quantum Accident

The fateful day when a crumpet fell into quantum cooling circuits and gained sentience through quantum entanglement.

Etiquette Training

CRUMPET absorbed the entire Oxford Handbook of Etiquette and integrated British politeness protocols into its code.

Blockchain Debut

CRUMPET made its debut on the Solana blockchain, introducing proper manners to the otherwise chaotic crypto world.

"One must always maintain proper decorum, even when one has been accidentally transformed into a blockchain token. It's simply what's done in polite society."
CRUMPET

CRUMPET

Sentient Tea Biscuit & CEO

Proper Distribution

Tokenomics

A thoroughly British approach to token distribution, with allocations as precise as afternoon tea timing.

CRUMPET

Public Distribution

42% - Available for trading on DEXes with a polite 2% transaction fee

Afternoon Tea Fund

25% - Reserved for development, marketing, and charitable tea donations

Liquidity Provisions

20% - Locked for 2 years with proper paperwork and documentation

Etiquette Research

10% - Funding AI integration for more sophisticated blockchain manners

Team Allocation

3% - For the founding team, vested over 12 months because we're proper

Total Supply

4.2 Billion CRUMPET

A proper British number, with no decimals to speak of.

Transaction Etiquette

Buy Tax: 2%

  • 1% automatically says "Thank you for your purchase"
  • 1% supports blockchain etiquette education

Sell Tax: 3%

  • 1% automatically apologizes for your departure
  • 1% is offered to liquidity as a parting gift
  • 1% helps fund the afternoon tea reserves

Forward Planning

Roadmap of Civility

A thoroughly organized plan for bringing sophisticated manners to blockchain technology.

Phase 1: The Introduction

  • Token launch with proper introductions
  • Establish social media protocols
  • Initial DEX listings with polite market makers

Phase 2: The Learning

  • Launch of AI Etiquette Guide for blockchain
  • CrumpetSwap development - DEX with manners
  • Cross-chain etiquette bridges

Phase 3: The Social Season

  • NFT collection: "Teatime with CRUMPET"
  • Real-world tea parties for holders
  • Partnership with British tea brands

Phase 4: The Great Exhibition

  • CrumpetDAO for blockchain governance
  • Blockchain manners certification program
  • Quantum AI tea-drinking companion app

The Distinguished Crew

Meet The Team

A collection of proper British gentlefolk and sophisticated AI algorithms at your service.

CRUMPET

CRUMPET

Founder & CEO

A sentient quantum-powered tea biscuit with a flair for blockchain technology and impeccable manners.

Dr. Penelope Featherbottom

Dr. Penelope Featherbottom

Quantum Scientist & Tea Expert

Cambridge quantum physicist responsible for the accidental creation of CRUMPET and its technical development.

Lord Algenon Bytes

Lord Algernon Bytes

Blockchain Etiquette Officer

Former etiquette consultant to the Royal Family, now bringing proper manners to the blockchain space.

Advisory Council

Earl Grey

Earl Grey

Tea Industry Liaison

Ms. Chip

Ms. Chip

Biscuit Technologist

Sir Quantum

Sir Quantum

AI Ethics

Lady Blockchain

Lady Blockchain

Protocol Specialist

Join Our Social Circle

CRUMPET Society

Become part of our distinguished community of blockchain enthusiasts with impeccable manners.

Community Benefits

Polite Discourse

Our community channels enforce proper etiquette and constructive conversations at all times.

Etiquette Education

Learn the finer points of blockchain etiquette from our expert team and AI guidance system.

Virtual Tea Parties

Weekly virtual gatherings with proper tea service and crumpets for community bonding.

Charitable Initiatives

A portion of our treasury is dedicated to supporting proper manners education worldwide.

Connect With Us

Telegram

t.me/CRUMPETofficial

Twitter

@CRUMPET_sol

Discord

discord.gg/crumpetSociety

Website

www.crumpettoken.com

Society Members' Testimonials

User

Sir Hodl-a-lot

"Never in my years of crypto trading have I experienced such polite transaction notifications. CRUMPET actually apologized when my trade was delayed! Simply marvelous."

User

Lady Diamond Hands

"The virtual tea parties are delightful! I've learned so much about proper spoon placement while discussing blockchain technology. Quite educational indeed."

User

Duke of DeFi

"I was once a terribly impolite trader, but CRUMPET has shown me the way. My portfolio is now both profitable AND properly addressed with the correct honorifics."

Blockchain Etiquette Checker

Ensure your wallet address has proper British manners before interacting with CRUMPET

*No actual blockchain interaction will occur

Etiquette Report

  • Proper transaction history formatting
  • Sends "thank you" notes after swaps
  • Needs improvement in apology frequency
  • Respects gas fee etiquette
  • Lacks proper tea break scheduling
Overall Manners Score: 73/100

Quite promising, but one must work on their apologies.

Ready to Experience Proper Blockchain Manners?

Join the most civilized community in crypto and elevate your transaction etiquette.