WELCOME TO TROLLCOIN

The only Solana coin guaranteed* to induce giggles, groans, and maybe slight existential dread. We're not here to change the world, just to poke it with a pointy stick.

(*Guarantee not legally binding, obviously. We're trolls.)

Contract Address (Use with caution... or don't!)

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What in the LULZ is TrollCoin?

Tired of rugpulls? Get ready for the LULZpull! TrollCoin is a highly experimental, probably nonsensical digital asset built on the Solana blockchain. We're powered by pure, unadulterated internet chaos and the collective giggles of degens worldwide.

Our mission? To be the most ridiculously entertaining meme coin out there. We make no promises of riches, only the promise of bewildered amusement and questionable life choices.

Think of us as the court jester of crypto, here to trip up the serious folks and throw bananas on the blockchain slip'n'slide.

Abstract Troll Art

TROLLENOMICS

Our token distribution is as logical as a troll arguing on the internet. It just... is.

40%

LP Shenanigans

Locked liquidity? Maybe. Depends if we remember the password. Added to Raydium for maximum chaos.

30%

Bridge Toll Fund

For... uh... paying trolls under bridges? Or maybe just a massive airdrop to people who solve riddles. Who knows!

20%

Meme Magic Reserve

Strictly reserved for funding viral marketing stunts, like painting a troll face on the moon (funding TBD).

10%

"Team" Hoard

Goes to the 'devs' (probably just one troll in a basement). They promise to use it for pizza and more trolling.

* Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 $TROLL (or something like that, we lost count)

* Taxes: 0/0 (Taxes are boring. Trolling is forever.)

The Troll Trail (aka Our Highly Improbable Plan)

Phase 1: The Summoning

Coin launch! Unleash the $TROLL upon Solana. Confuse everyone. Establish dominance via meme warfare. Initial listings on sketchy DEXs.

Phase 2: Bridge Siege

Build a ridiculous community game (probably involving riddles). Airdrop "bridge tolls" (more $TROLL). Partner with other meme projects for maximum absurdity.

Phase 3: Global Giggles

Launch NFT collection (badly drawn trolls, naturally). Attempt something so stupid it goes viral. Sponsor a competitive eating contest? Maybe.

Phase 4: ???

Honestly, we haven't thought this far ahead. Probably more trolling. Maybe a nap. If the coin moons, we buy a real bridge?

JOIN THE TROLL HORDE!

We don't have a 'team'. We have a H̸́̽o̵͒ R̴̐̔d̵̔ E̸̔ ! A chaotic collective of degens, meme lords, and keyboard warriors united by the noble cause of digital mischief.

Troll Horde Member 1

YOU?

Yes, you! Grab your keyboard pitchfork!

Troll Horde Member 2

THAT GUY

Probably shilling another coin too.

Troll Horde Member 3

US?

We're here, somewhere, laughing.

The best way to join is to jump into our socials and start trolling (constructively...ish).

How To Get Trolled (Buy $TROLL)

  1. Get a Solana Wallet: Phantom, Solflare, Backpack... whatever floats your leaky boat. Make sure it has some SOL.
  2. Go to Raydium: Click that big, tempting 'Buy on Raydium' button somewhere up there (or find us manually, if you like scavenger hunts).
  3. Find $TROLL: Paste our ridiculously long Contract Address: Tr0LkT7jeaP6kAqRgfrBkeLd5FpzigZeLf8DHN1fgZb (You did copy it, right?).
  4. Swap SOL for $TROLL: Decide how much SOL you're willing to potentially sacrifice to the meme gods. Adjust slippage if things get weird (they will). Click Swap. Pray.
  5. Embrace the Chaos: Welcome to the Horde! Now hodl, meme, and prepare for maximum lulz.
LET'S GOOO (Buy on Raydium)