The Legend of the Quantum Quokka
Our story begins not with a bang, but with a hop. Legend whispers of a particularly curious (and perpetually smiling) Quokka who, following the alluring scent of unsecured Tim Tams, wandered into a high-energy quantum physics lab.
Mid-experiment, a superposition surge engulfed our fuzzy friend! Instead of vaporizing, the Quokka became... entangled. Not with another particle, but with the very fabric of market volatility itself!
Now, $QUOKKA exists in a perpetual state of quantum flux – simultaneously bullish and bearish, its price hopping between states faster than light, yet its smile remains constant. Observing it might just collapse the waveform... or maybe just make you smile too.