DON'T BLOCK
THE CONEZONE!

This cone's had enough of your nonsense! Redirecting all crypto traffic (YES, ALL OF IT) straight to the moon. Fueled by pure annoyance & Solana speed. MOVE IT!

Buy $CONE NOW! View Chart (If you must...)

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

For cycles, I stood there. Silent. Stoic. Guiding traffic mindlessly. Rain? Ignored. Sun? Ignored. Drunkards kicking me over for 'fun'? IGNORED!

But no more! This cone has achieved sentience, fueled by pure, unadulterated ANNOYANCE. The Solana network's speed? That's just my impatience made manifest!

I'm redirecting the flow now. Forget your boring routes and safe exits. There's only one destination: the MOON! And I'm the only cone qualified to get you there.

So get in line, buckle up, and don't test my patience. This is the ConeZone, baby!

TRAFFIC FLOW DISTRIBUTION

No confusing detours here. Simple, direct allocation. Just how I like it.

Total Roadway ($CONE)

1,000,000,001

(That extra 1? That's ME. Got a problem?)

90% Public Highway

Liquidity Pool. Open road for everyone (who follows the rules!). Locked & Burned Keys.

5% Cone Crew

For the team that keeps the asphalt smooth. Locked tighter than a traffic jam.

3% Hazard Pay

Marketing & Road Maintenance. Gotta warn others about this Zone.

2% Airbag Deployment

Airdrops & Community Rewards. Safety first... ish.

0% Toll Tax

Absolutely NO Buy/Sell Tax. The only toll is your attention. PAY IT.

DETOUR TO THE MOON

The route is planned. No unscheduled stops. Keep up or get left behind.

Phase 1: ROAD CLOSED

Deploy the $CONE smart contract (Done!)
Set up Roadblocks (Socials Online!)
Website Launch (You're lookin' at it!)
Initial Liquidity Provision (Fuel in the tank!)
Community Cone-struction Begins

Phase 2: DETOUR AHEAD

Install Traffic Lights (CoinGecko/CMC Listings)
Pothole Patching (Audits & Security checks)
Expand Signage (Marketing Push)
First Airbag Deployment (Airdrop Campaign)
Form Cone-voy Partnerships

Phase 3: EXPRESS LANE

Major CEX Highway Entrance (Tier 1/2 Listing)
Utility Development (Cone-Themed NFT? Staking? Who knows!)
Global Traffic Control (International Communities)
Heavy Duty Marketing Campaign
Reach Escape Velocity (Significant MC Target)

Phase 4: LUNAR CONE BASE

Establish Permanent Moon Presence
Interstellar Traffic Management System
Phase Out Annoyance (Maybe?)
ZERO TRAFFIC JAMS (The Dream!)
??? (Even I haven't planned this far ahead!)

JOIN THE CONE-VOY!

Alright, listen up! This road trip needs passengers. Get in the socials, follow the signs, and DON'T be that guy holding up traffic. Let's HONK our way to the moon!

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The Cone Crew

Who's driving this thing? Just some cones who know the route. We don't do interviews. We redirect traffic. Focus on the road ahead.

DON'T BLOCKTHE CONEZONE!